similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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