who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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