i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I just blew my weed a kiss
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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