To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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