Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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