The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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