his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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