the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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