Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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