im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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