It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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