so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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