We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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