she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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