so that wasnt chicken after all
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
How many fucks given?
0.12846
If I die, sorry about rent.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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