Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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