Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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