Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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