And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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