everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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