Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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