You work out of a Hotel?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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