ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I came so hard my ears popped.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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