youre lurking in front of me
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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