my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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