yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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