4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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