What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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