you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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