belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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