Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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