His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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