no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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