Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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