we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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