I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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