Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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