I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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