there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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