ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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