I'm drive I can fine osifer
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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