So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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