So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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