my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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