So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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