i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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