Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
