i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
