Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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