I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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