this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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