trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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I need you to use more vowels.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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